I hope mine doesn't look like that
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
COCAINE IS GR8
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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