idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Damn victory sex feels great
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