At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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