I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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