there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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