if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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