rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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