In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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