White coat. Heels.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she looked like the before picture.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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