3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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