I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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