There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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