I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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