So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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