so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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