I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
