i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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