My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your shirt... Was in my pants
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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