Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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