I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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