"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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