I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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