why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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