it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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