it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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