im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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