maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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