two words: eviction party
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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