Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize