I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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