he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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