After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
