You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You don't make any sense
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