her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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