Quick, to the slutcave!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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