Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
