Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
