I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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