does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize