well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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