3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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