I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
