Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He kissed a someone with a penis
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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