I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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