matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i now understand why vodka
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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