There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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