Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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