I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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