lets start a swedish sibling band together
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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