Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just googled if crying burns calories
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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