do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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