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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
third nipple confirmed
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