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I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sober January is a disaster.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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