I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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