gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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