Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Holy shit dude........stairs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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